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What I Learned From Will Rogers Wisdom

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it.

If it don't go up, don't buy it. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. I belong to no organized party.

I am a Democrat. I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. Politics is applesauce.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know. The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education. The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

The one that's out always looks the best. The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Get more <a target="_new" href="http://spiritualideas.com">Spiritual Ideas</a> Today.

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